This happened last night…

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marie-pollock:

troy-wagon:

You’re the sweetest. No, but seriously…You ever need anything, more company that coffee can offer, I’m right here in my oddly decorated apartment with my pet lizard.

Company could do me some good, to be honest. I’ve been so anti-social lately. It’s crazy.

You have a pet lizard? Now I’m jealous.

That’s not what I like to hear at all. Get your butt over here whenever you want and I’d be happy to entertain you as much as my boring self can.I do indeed. She’s like my little girl, she’s called Neytiri…After the one in Avatar. Often just call her Tia though.

marie-pollock:

troy-wagon:

Well, the marriage is official, do I get an invite?

Of course you get an invite. Don’t be silly.

You’re the sweetest. No, but seriously…You ever need anything, more company that coffee can offer, I’m right here in my oddly decorated apartment with my pet lizard.

marie-pollock:

troy-wagon:

I wish you both the happiest life together.I’ll try love, I’ll try.

We’ve been together for awhile now and I can foresee us being together forever.

Good.

Well, the marriage is official, do I get an invite?

marie-pollock:

troy-wagon:

That sucks, anything I can do to help I will. Maybe creepily turn up at your apartment dead on 7am with fresh coffee.It’ll come to you eventually. Life is meant to be lived, not to get stressed out about. Well, that on top of the singing, hopefully something will come out of it. Don’t be jealous, I’m jealous that you could easily watch Hannah Montana and not get judged. It’s an every challenge for me.

Coffee. That’s the love of my life right now.

I guess you’re right. Hey, Hanna Montana is the best show ever. You watch it and own it, Troy.

I wish you both the happiest life together.I’ll try love, I’ll try.

amelia—cape:

Clearly your mum hasn’t met me, I’m the perfect fiancée. Although you do come in a close second, it’s that dorky charm of yours. Well, if you’re taking me to the mall to perform it, then I obviously need my back up dancers, and the love interest with the great hair.

She hasn’t. We need to change that, because all she knows about you is the one side of my phone conversations with you when I was over there. Oh and the skype calls, they always get random. She probably stood outside the door of my room and pondered what New York had done to her son. People say I have above average hair. My mum included. Does that mean I get to be the one in the food court who you harass and sing to?

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marie-pollock:

troy-wagon:

I’m glad to hear it. What’s making you so tired then?

Uni eh? Intellectual. Having any luck? I’ve just been hiding away, got a job at a record shop actually. Very rock ‘n’ roll.

Everything. The fact that I actually have to get up in the morning now.

No luck at all. I’m just not sure what I want to do yet. A record shop? That’s really cool. Seems like you got it all figured out. I’m jealous.

That sucks, anything I can do to help I will. Maybe creepily turn up at your apartment dead on 7am with fresh coffee.It’ll come to you eventually. Life is meant to be lived, not to get stressed out about. Well, that on top of the singing, hopefully something will come out of it. Don’t be jealous, I’m jealous that you could easily watch Hannah Montana and not get judged. It’s an every challenge for me.

amelia—cape:

I’m sure the only person that would work on would be a Canadian though, or a fellow How I Met Your Mother enthusiast.

Of course, anything for my favourite human being/fiancée. Does this mean I need to get the costume and learn the steps as well?

Every chat up line has it’s downfall. Being your fiancée really does have it’s perks. My mum warned me for nothing, all them ‘You’re too young’ lectures were for nothing. Of course! I’ll drive you to the mall to perform it as well, obviously.

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amelia—cape:

Are you gonna rock my body till Canada Day? …And that came out sounding dirty.

Awkward sub-subject change, how about a fun fact? I can sing that song word for word, including the rap.

Yeah, that did sound like the weirdest innuendo I’ve ever heard. Remind me to use that one day.Please perform that for me one day very, very soon. I’m starting to feel better just by the thought of it.

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ember-hollaway:

troy-wagon:

Being ill is the worst. Ever. Re-runs of How I Met Your Mother it is.

When I’m sick, I stop being sick and be awesome instead. True Story. 

I’m more of a Marshall than a Barney. Then also I’m really hopeless like Ted. I should try be more awesome, shouldn’t I?

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